Cock Of Ages

What is Cock Of Ages?


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A cock that has journeyed into every pussyof its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.

He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.

See cock, massive, pimp, pimpmaster, jesus


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