What is Cock On A String?
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A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
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