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A person, usually a male, dressed in oscenely tight pants that doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.
Hey! Those pants make you ..
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When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.
Matt so was porn texting me the other night!
So..
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When a sexy ass female looks extra good in dem tight jeans... and u wanna get in those jeans then you tell her "shorty is a ten&quo..
