Cock Pounding Edit Meaning

1. The worst of all chat-ups. Used by men who's father's never schooled them on "picking up a lady". Nicola: Woah, I..

1. A person that likes to eat shrimp scampi and thinks they have bad hair, when really it is perfect. Dude, that chick is such a gloobie, ..

1. Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 -..