Cock Pretzel Edit Meaning

1. Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by c..

1. When somebody consumes a large quantity of booze and or drugs, resulting in a mental shutdown leaving them sitting there drooling like a..

1. (Noun) Someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (Source: Marilyn Vos Savant's column in PARADE Magazine, 09/21/08.) John McCain i..