What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
Random Words:
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hysterical with laughter
When she tripped in front of the whole class, she had me bangin' up!
See Bree..
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Having sex with a girl in every oriphis.Hopefully in a particular order.
I got me a super slamlast night Dave.
See mike..