What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates..
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a name given to that of marijuana; origin: Canada
"Did you bring any Barry Lyndon?"
See weed, pot, green, barry..
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Inserting damninto the middle of ridiculous to emphasize the absurdity of something. Very silly or foolish, worthy of ridicule.
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