Cock Pump

What is Cock Pump?


1.

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

See //

2.

A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool

A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.


47

Random Words:

1. the mixture of sweat, dirt and fecal matter that build up in the area between a man's anus and his scrotum. After a long hot day o..
1. (on a newsgroup or messageboard) one who changes the topic of the thread, hence "derailing" it. Jim is such a derailer, I jus..
1. Another bitch of DET's unit. Really, she's a bitch, she fucks over others in her school takin' 'dvantage of her posi..