What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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The act of downing a pint in a game of 'Touch the Cup' and swallowing the coin in the process.
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a position of visibility or legitimacy
when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has pu..
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1. Cough caused by heavy marijuana usage, similar to a cigarette smokers cough.
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