What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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2.
A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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A retard who lives in w3p with waddle48
Hey VoodooDude you retard
See VoodooDude..
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Taking a shit so big that it leaves rings around the toilet.
I think the Mexican food I had last night was the main contributor to this..
