What is Cock Pump?
1.
Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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2.
A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
Random Words:
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(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.
My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions ..
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The corner of a page that one's handwriting naturally slopes towards when writing on unlined paper.
"She had a magnet corner ..
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A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.
"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think..
