What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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A girl/guy whose face is so ugly you can still see it when your tapping her in complete darkness.
Man:Do you mind if I wear this blind..
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A dork that uses Oxymorons all the time trying to be cool!!
I'm an Oxymoredorkious. I like your big boobs!!..
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term used to converse with a metrosexual asian youth
McGruffalupagus is an asjammer..
