What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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Another term for the all-powerful Bailey's Irish Cream. Best drink EVER!
Girl 1: So, what'd you do after I left the party las..
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(N.) A derogatory term for anyone claiming to be l33t. Derived from the phenomena of l33t h4x0rs having no skills whatsoever and hiding..
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smokin opium, originated in the 1920's. many cab calloway lyrics refer to kickin the gong
you tellin me old ginger quit kickin the..
