What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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Very nasty food given to you when you are admitted to an hospital.
Get that crap out of my face, you eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to Pizza H..
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Any man who is uncircumcised is known as an uncut warrior.
In the locker room, Timmy's friends laughed and chanted "Uncut War..
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1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time ..
