What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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A kid who speed walks around school or work with his arms straight and his head down.
Jesse: there goes the haul ass kid
Chris: Hes ha..
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A girl who doesn't complain or stop someone who cock drifts her.
Guy 1: "Man, i slipped out and landed in her ass, and she di..
