What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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"DADDY LONG LEGS" Any male that has super skinny and very long legs. Lookin' like a spider.
JO! That boy be a DL squared..
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The magical goo showing up after repeatedly rubbing the skin lamp raw for hours, wishing you could get off
At long last...the Liquid Ge..
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a band from the southwestern United States, featuring songs such as, "Atreyu", "Comin Back Now", "June Called&q..
