What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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A male and Female who hook up at a dinnertime break from work/college to have sex.
"When is your dinner break honey?"
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To give, or at least attempt to give, someone the clapup the butt.
I just tried ass clapping that girl last night. I wonder if it worke..
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A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indic..
