Cock Pump

What is Cock Pump?


1.

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

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2.

A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool

A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.


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