What is Cock Pump?
1.
Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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2.
A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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(noun) Someone who is a premature ejaculator
Boy - Hey baby you ready?
Girl - Yeah.
*bam*
Girl - What happened?
Boy - I finished.
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1.
to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces
I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a l..
