What is Cock Pump?
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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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A person that sucks at life...
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A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
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The confidence one obtains by driving in a Jeep when you normally lack that in an everyday social setting. The biggest losers can ride i..
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A large herbaceous perrenial plant, native to Eastern Asia. It has hollow stems making it appear similar to bamboo, however it is in no ..
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a slang term used to describe impatiency
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. What, are you trying to get pekker palsey?"
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