Cock Push Up

What is Cock Push Up?


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where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up

alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak

ted: you must be tired

alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours


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