What is Cock Push Up?
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where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up
alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours
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A puerto rican that is too proud of his fake heritage and will prefer to have sex with the puerto rican flag then a human
ex.. Naked wo..
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When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.
See keys, lost, emerg..
