What is Cock Push Up?
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where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up
alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours
Random Words:
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the top keys on your keyboard.
rumored to be an Indian guys name.
Guy: qwertyuiop
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when an under aged kid walks up to a 21 year old and above to ask them to buy beer for them
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A genetic disorder resulting in the increased size of one's hands
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