Cock Push Ups

What is Cock Push Ups?


1.

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...

JB: Yeah?

KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?

JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.

KG: Yeah?

JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.

KG: Cock Pushups?

JB: Yeah.

KG: What are those?

JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.

KG: Yeah...

JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole

weight?

JB: Well not at first...

KG: Yeah?

JB: But over time.

KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?

JB: ...cock pushups?

KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.

JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

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2.

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

3.

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"


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