What is Cock Pushup?
1.
It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.
In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
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2.
To levitate from ones boner.
Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.
One will do.
3.
to lift yourself off the ground... using only your boner
KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
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4.
It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.
Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!
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