Cock Pushups

What is Cock Pushups?

1.

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,

And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.

Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?

JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups

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2.

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

See Brett

3.

The act of lying flat on one's stomach and lifting oneself with one's boner.

I've increased the strength of my penis by doing cock pushups.

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