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when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like..
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if guys jack off, then gals jill off.
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When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasin..
