Cock Rest

What is Cock Rest?

The art of resting a can or bottle of beverage in the fly of your pants assisted by your cock without it falling over or spilling on yourself.

Person 1 - "holy shit Nathan, where'd you learn to cock rest like that?"

Person 2 - "Man, I didnt learn.. It just comes naturally."

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