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A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive..
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A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.
"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."
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The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.
I was fine after the first sev..
