What is Cock Slap?
1.
verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
2.
using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.
if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!
3.
To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.
After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).
4.
v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.
1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!
2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.
3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".
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5.
When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)
Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.
If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.
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6.
to strike someone in the face with your trouser snake.
i cock slapped that dumb bitch cause she didnt make me a sandwich
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7.
The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........
Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.
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