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When someone's being a complete douche-fuck.
(Someone drives by and throws an egg-McMuffin at your girlfriend's face.)
Girl:..
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A five dollar bill. The universal price of a cup at most college keggers.
Billy didn't have any keg coupons on him, so he had to b..
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When you see all the garbage on television, something hits you and you start watching all of the old shows you watched and loved as a ch..
