What is Cock Smack?
1.
To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.
If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.
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2.
When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) scope of management authority.
Joe tried to give the attractive new receptionist a tour around the office, but his supervisor cock smacked him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
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3.
Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.
Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.
John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.
- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.
Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
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4.
Male/Male sex session.
Hey, Fred. Let's go in the woods for a cock smack!
