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A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.
I'm the ..
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Someone with a penis so small he can copulate with minute crustations.
Matt thinks he's hot shit but he's just a krill fucker..
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When you go to teabag a young lady but instead give her your protruding hemorrhoids.
Last night I gave my date the old Oklahoma switcha..
