What is Cock Sombrero?
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A small hat placed on the end of a mexican's penis to help fat blonde white women (who are gainfully employed by the Waffle House franchise) find their genitalia amongst all of the mexican pubic hair.
Jose forgot his
cock sombrero and Laura had to use a lice comb to find his miniature cock bundled in with his massive pube forest.
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Amazing person. Lead singer for the band Adair. Extremely talented at writing, singing, drawing, & being one HOT ass human being.
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the process of taking a shot in which you lick cocaine, shoot patron, and smack a booty
Boy, that crunk juice bomb really got me crunke..
