What is Cock Sombrero?
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A small hat placed on the end of a mexican's penis to help fat blonde white women (who are gainfully employed by the Waffle House franchise) find their genitalia amongst all of the mexican pubic hair.
Jose forgot his
cock sombrero and Laura had to use a lice comb to find his miniature cock bundled in with his massive pube forest.
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