What is Cock Splint?
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penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.
on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this
bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."
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mainly refered as the male penis.
oh my god his oogie oogie was all inside my cherry pie last night, n it felt goood, oh yea!
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