What is Cock Splint?
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penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.
on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this
bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."
Random Words:
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Something or someone that doesnt deserve a second look
wow, you mum is uber-snide in the sack..
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another term i made up like douchinator
same as douche bag
"shut up douche ass"
See douche, ass, douche bag, doucheass..
