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An attractive woman. Scottsmen famously don't wear anything under the kilt, so an erection would cause the kilt to lift.
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An overpriced restaurant with polyester tablecloths.
Actual "fine dining" restaurants rarely, if ever, call attention to them..
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An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-wa..
