Cock Straddler

What is Cock Straddler?

1)One who only has sex on top.

2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.

person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

See fag, homo, douche, cock, fuckhead

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Golf Widow

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