Cock Stuffing

What is Cock Stuffing?


1.

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

See tnt

2.

Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.

ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set

ex-GF: no prob, bye

ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*

ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*

See wtf, not cool, ex, gay


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