What is Cock Swabbler?
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1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.
2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.
2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
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