What is Cock Vendor?
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A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.
You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.
Not to be confused with pimps.
Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.
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A Mexican urban legend used to scare small children particularly just after sunset when they refuse to come in for dinner and bedtime.
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