What is Cock Waffled?
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The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
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A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.
After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.
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