What is Cock Waffled?
1.
The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
See
Random Words:
1.
flipping someone off with middle finger on forehead
when she was being a bitch i used my unicorn power
See fuck you..
1.
The act of pleasuring one's self while under a great deal of stress,angst,anger, or general hostility. Often leaves the genital are..
