Cock Waffled

What is Cock Waffled?


1.

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

See cock, waffle, rooster, house, iron, element, phallic, vagoo


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