Cock Wig

What is Cock Wig?

1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet

b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface

Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.

See cock, wig, pubic hair, curly hair

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