Cock Wipe

What is Cock Wipe?

1.

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.

1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"

Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."

George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"

Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."

See cock, wipe, cum, sock, laundry

2.

An article of clothing, usually your partners shirt, used to clean up your donger after sex.

I used a cock wipe to clean myself up.
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