Cockade

What is Cockade?


1.

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."

2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:

a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)

b. Sugar

c. Squeezed lemon juice

d. Stir with your cock

e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)

f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes

g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.

2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

See lemonade, 4th of july

2.

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

See cockade, cock block, sex, asshole, cock


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