Cockadoodle Deuce

What is Cockadoodle Deuce?

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

See morning, dump, bathroom, piss, dawn, early riser

Fruit Bandit

1. a person who gets kicks out of throwing fruit at people or cars without getting caught person 1: did you see da banana get thrown at he..

Illicerate

1. A combination of illicit and illiterate. Someone who is stupid and immoral. Not only is *insert name* dumb, she is also a whore. Theref..

Sfcb

1. An acronym for "So Funny, Can't Breath". Its a reference to those odd-ball people who usually laugh so HARD that they beg..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cockadoodle Deuce Edit Meaning