Cockadoodle Deuce

What is Cockadoodle Deuce?

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

See morning, dump, bathroom, piss, dawn, early riser

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Launch A Sub

1. in reference to defication I need to go launch a sub..

Unmmediately

1. never, or when you get around to it...especially useful when someone is trying to impose on you. Susan wanted me to drop everything and..

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Cockadoodle Deuce Edit Meaning