Cockadoodle Deuce

What is Cockadoodle Deuce?

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

See morning, dump, bathroom, piss, dawn, early riser

Mothafuckabitch

1. something you scream when you stub your toe. *stubs toe* "MOTHAFUCKABITCH!".. See motha, fucka, bitch, motherfucker, mothafu..

Officer One-inch

1. a male with a small dick officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless Se..

Ihtp

1. An acronym for the phrase, "I Have To Poop". Dude, I gotta get off the phone because IHTP. See poop, gotta go, take a shit, ..

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