Cockaide

What is Cockaide?


1.

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat.

2. That decoration you remove from your western that your

ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.

3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard

and make your dick blead.

4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed

starving chickens.

A feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. The

barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard

you use a cockaide.

Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the

Cockaide concerts.

See hooker, cock, cowboy, son of a bitch, tomatoes

2.

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.

2. A removable piece off a western hat that a young women

wears on her thigh.

3. The only piece of clothing a bitch wears when fucking a

cowboy.

A young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Where's your cockaide on that there hat partner."

The feller replys, "Was drunk last sundown, forgot er' on the lady's thigh." Barkeep pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's. Feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

See booze, cowboy, bitch


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