Cock-alley Edit Meaning

1. You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand..

1. A skirt you put on before you go out drinking to pump yourself up for the night's activities. "Maren, there's free beer ..

1. The act of ripping a female's eye out with a coat hanger, pooping in the empty eyesocket, and fucking her now poo-lubricated eyehol..