Cockalocktia

What is Cockalocktia?

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa

Bob: What?

Ben: My cock won't go down.

Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

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