Cockalocktia

What is Cockalocktia?

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa

Bob: What?

Ben: My cock won't go down.

Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

See shammit, fagle, fagazine, fuck

Zabow

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One In The Pink, One In The Stink

1. to take one in the minge and one in the shitpipe george micheal takes one in his muff and one his shithole, " Hey anna, me and j..

Glistoff

1. v. to take a tremendous poop I'm bout to glistoff! or I need to go glist. See poop, deuce, shit, dump..

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