Cockalocktia

What is Cockalocktia?

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa

Bob: What?

Ben: My cock won't go down.

Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

See shammit, fagle, fagazine, fuck

Reverse Kanga

1. The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to..

Blum

1. blums the pimp. one of the ADX crew OG's, shit. blum, hook it up wid a fatty sack 2. to be forced to do something you dont want ..

Zutter

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

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