Cockalocktia

What is Cockalocktia?

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa

Bob: What?

Ben: My cock won't go down.

Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

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Ugle Mugle Fugle

1. These words are mumbled when you don't want the person to know you're calling them an ugly mother fucker! You ugle mugle fugl..

Comd

1. Acronym for "Choke on my dick". Ethan: You owe me 50 dollars. Jimmy: comd u aint getting shit. See comd, choke, dick, choke..

Asap

1. As Soon As Possible This work has to be made asap 2. As Soon As Possible Originally a military term dating back to WW1 when abreviat..

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