Cockalocktia

What is Cockalocktia?

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa

Bob: What?

Ben: My cock won't go down.

Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

See shammit, fagle, fagazine, fuck

Good Rip

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Vag Block

1. 1. The female form of the noun cock block. 2. Also a verb with the same meaning as cock block Ashley: Hey, let us use your bed. Amand..

Ducknuts

1. when you have a duck stuck in youre ass. yo man i think igot ducknuts quack. See h2o..

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