Cock-bagel

What is Cock-bagel?

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.

Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels

C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.

M : Ouch

See cock, bagel, desperate, lonely, masturbation, butter, insult, bread

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