Cockbiter

What is Cockbiter?


1.

Very unlikeable person.

That guy is such a cockbiter.

2.

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.

#1

Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

#2

Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."

See cockblock, cockblocker, worthless, douchebag

3.

Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.

Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock

Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah

Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet

(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)

Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone

(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)

Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)

Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!

(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)

See cock biter, cockbiter

4.

A person who stabs you in the back. Like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.

Joh Pierce is a cockbiter.


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