What is Cockblocked By Steve Jobs?
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The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
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Random Words:
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humongous, oddly shaped, hairy nipples
Ughh that Sri Lankan has some dirty lama nipps..
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1. Crap in a box.
2. Idiot with crap for brains.
3. I don't know.
Holy shmuzlebob! That is some major shit.
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