What is Cockblocked By Steve Jobs?
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The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
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When a person is so much more than a bitch!
Gloria is such a twatalingus!
See bitch, twat, cunt, loser..
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Someone who eats everything in sight and sounds carnivorous while doing it, similar to a dinosaur.
Me: Dude, you were being a Nomnomasa..
