What is Cockblocked By Steve Jobs?
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The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
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a guy who's hot enough that you just wanna go to town on his junk regardless of not knowing a single thing about him
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when a stalker drives by a person's whereabouts and double takes that locationa as they pass by, also can be done on skateboard, on..
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verb. to impregnate, knock up
past tense: pregnatized
Pookie done pregnatized Shonda.
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