Cock-blocker

What is Cock-blocker?


1.

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.

Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?

Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?

See party, parties, ugly, drunk, alcohol

2.

A male in a group of female friends who's job is to stop other males trying to score with the females in the group. Done purposely because the girls either already have a boyfriend or just don't want to be annoyed that night.

The cock-blocker can be either a male friend, or someone hired (almost like a bodyguard).

Popular methods of the cock-blocker include:

* Switching places with the female.

* Grinding with the offending male.

* Kissing the female to let the male know she is unavailable.

* Jumping in between the male and the female.

* Shoving the male, or squaring up to him.

* Warning him off with gestures.

John became the designated cock-blocker for the night after Mandy decided to go out with the girls and didn't want to be pestered by guys.

See cock-block, cock-blocking, sex, fight, girls, guys, gash, kiss, fuck, shag, dance, dancefloor, night, night out

3.

one who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman.

Jeremy is king cock-blocker.

See cock, block, wow, jeremy, gay


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