Cockblockistan

What is Cockblockistan?


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A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny.e over

Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

See cock, blocked, get, some, friends with benefits


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