What is Cockblockistan?
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A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.
Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny.e over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
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Random Words:
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To suck something purple i.e. a penis
"shlurple my purple"
also "shlurple the purple"
See shlurple, purple, my, s..
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You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. The..
