Cockcident

What is Cockcident?


1.

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)

n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.

b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.

c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"

Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"

Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"

Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

See accident, cock, dick, assident, coccyx


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