Cockcident

What is Cockcident?

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.

b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.

c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"

Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"

Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"

Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

See accident, cock, dick, assident, coccyx

Meowgle

1. The angry sound a cat makes when it cannot communicate with humans. When tabasco wanted wet food, his meowgles were met with silence...

Pickering

1. act of simultaneously denouncing lascivious behavior (usu. for political purposes) and engaging in that very same behavior hiking the a..

Evil Buzzard

1. A member of the Swarthmore Evil Buzzards Men's Rugby Team. Makes it to practice between hangovers, primarily for the entertainment..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cockcident Edit Meaning