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The size of an ostrich.
From the words ostrich and size, commonly confused with ostracized.
Q: "so how high was the surf?"
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Your hands.
I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.
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One who is clumsy and stumbles while intoxicated.
Did you see him trip over that chair?! Sup Stumbelina?
See drunk, intoxicated, clums..