What is Cock-gobbler?
1.
One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.
You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"
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2.
When someone is slurring their words together or mumbling and you can't understand what they are saying.
"I can't understand you, quit cock-gobbling."
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