What is Cockhands?
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A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"
2. "Cockhands!"
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A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really
mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"
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