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A minor injury brought on by particularly enthusiastic sexual activity.
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A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey...
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A person so drunkthey walk around hunchbackstyle, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.
That drunk zombiefuck stumb..