What is Cockingtons?
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A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!
"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
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