Cockisthenics

What is Cockisthenics?

Physical exercise related to the penis. Often performed when drunk, to the dismay of those nearby.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.

Time to shut Ken off, he's performing cockisthenics.

See exercise, alcohol, drunk, performance

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