What is Cockitude?
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mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.
First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.
Random Words:
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The most ridiculously difficult video game in the (known) universe.
Honestly if you find one harder than this please contact me because..
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When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.
Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toile..