What is Cockitude?
1.
mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.
First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.
Random Words:
1.
A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me...