What is Cockitude?
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mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.
First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.
Random Words:
employees of In-N-Out Burger will take your special order without question, if you use the right terminology. The printed receipt will have ..
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The ratio between the amount of cheese one eats, and the resulting poos laid.
"Holy shit dude, after this mid afternoon selection ..
