Cockjockery

What is Cockjockery?


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Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

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