What is Cock-knocker Brown?
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The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
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An assassination performed in Essex.
Yo bruv did ya here dat Gary McDaveDave got essexinated last night? We are a county of essexinatio..
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A term taken from the slang for vomiting, but re-appropriated to illuminate the incompetence of an individual.
- "Remember our 9th..
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when a human expells gas that smells distinctly similar to burnt nuts covered in hazelnut.
awh! who ripped that nut double?
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