Cock-knocking-clown-fucker Edit Meaning

1. The splashing of toilet water on your backside when in a hurry whilst taking a very quick and hurried crap. "I was in such a hurry..

1. A measure of how crazily hench someone is both physicaly and mentally George: That tatoo is pretty hench Tom: Yeah well look at my tat..

1. A greeting commonly used by NEDsand Bam's in and around the Glasgow area. Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin t..