Cocklash Edit Meaning

1.

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

See swaggart, vitter, sex, reverse cowgirl

2.

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

See rob

3.

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wappingit out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.