Cockless Excuse

What is Cockless Excuse?


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The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'

Person 2: 'No, do tell'

Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'

Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

See excuse, fake, wimp, pussy, sympathy


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