Cockless Excuse

What is Cockless Excuse?


1.

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'

Person 2: 'No, do tell'

Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'

Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

See excuse, fake, wimp, pussy, sympathy


93

Random Words:

1. someone thats being a royal pain in the arse "fucking leave me alone you fucking arse wrench" See arse, wrench, ass..
1. Nigger Nation is the wishful prediction that if all the Niggers moved back to Africa, it would form a Nigger Nation in witch Niggers ca..
1. When you are at a party after you have taken a big steamy one in the bathroom and realize there is no tp....Doug's monogrammed towe..